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Hometown: Pawnee, Indiana
The percussive offshoot of the Pawnee Rangers Drum and Bugle Corps
Show Title
Ron & Food: The Ultimate Love Story
Repertoire
A repertoire about the Ron Swanson diet and thoughts on food.
- A lot of bacon, eggs, steak, whiskey, and absolutely no vegetables
- "Fishing is for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
- "Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing."
- Buffets, whenever available, choose quantity over quality
- "You had me at meat tornado."
- “There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.”