Straitdontdate
Member Since : October 25th, 2019 11:18am
Last Active : February 7th, 2020 2:23pm
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Achieved Level 25
10,000 Influence
Scored a 70
500 Attendees
Season Participation
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I'm not going to bore you with all my awards. That's what the trophy case is for.
An amazing developer and HOA president. Also runs his community marching arts programs. This is what he tells those who move into his community:
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
You have read a long way, and to think, none of that was true...
Club Rancho Sahuarita Diligence
Level: 27
Influence: 9932
Hometown: Sahuarita
Coming off a 2nd place season, we are ready to take on division ll with hard work and diligence! That's why our HOA just raised it's fees.
Show Title
First Band on the moon
Repertoire
30 second Rancho Sahuarita Ad
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