Well, we sure don't have the answer to that question yet, but in typical Clan Wallace style, we are pulling out some obscure, archaic tunes that will definitely make the public scratch their heads. The show is in four movements.

I. "Old Hag, You've Killed Me!"
II. "The Night We Had The Goats"
III. "Paddy's Leather Breeches"
IV. "Chasing the F"

The first movement is about a golfer whose ill-conceived marriage has gone awry because of his philandering, so his wife chases him down the driveway with a nine iron resulting in his SUV crashing into a tree.

The second and third movements have journalists revealing some of the unfortunate extramarital hijinks of the golfer and his many mistresses.

The final movement symbolizes the golfer attempting to be forgiven for his indiscretions resulting in a wacky ending that is more vengeful than just.

We hope this program proves satisfying to our audience!