what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

I don't know, linksyr1. What DID the farmer say when he lost his tractor???

avoiding googling it for the sake of the thread lol

He said, "wheres my tractor?" Ba dum tsss

o_o

I don't get it... rip xD

I once asked how good the Gravy and Biscuits were one time when I went to Cracker Barrel, the guy told me that "they're so good you'd want to smack yo mama".

It happened to be mothers day so guess who I already took out with me..., so I ordered the Gravy and Biscuits and gave her a look as I ate them and kindly told her to scoot down a few chairs.

What did the man say to his son before he got in the car?









"Son, get in the car."

What did papa bear say to little bear before he kicked the bucket?







"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?




"We're both lawyers."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"







The horse says, "My wife's got cancer."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
















They're extinct.

What do you call Bach in 2017?


Dead.

A Snare Drum, A Bass Drum, and a Cymbal once fell off a cliff.






Ba-Dum Tshhh

What did the trumpet player say when he stubbed his toe?

What did he say, Andrew?

He said "ouch"

Ba-Dum-Tshhh

Is there any point in using a dull pencil?












There is no point, actually.

A horse walked into a bar.


Several people got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.

My life.

Why did the chicken Cross the road?

To get to the Rich kid's house?

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Your Pizza's here.