December 23rd, 2014 11:49pm
In the spirit of Lebron James' (in)famous television special on his free-agency prior to joining the Miami Heat, Der Reich has been busy making a parody web series on their decision to join a league.
Today, on 10:00 PM Standard Central Time, Der Reich director Gustav Schneider posted a message on all message boards across the internet detailing their decision, summed up in one line.
"We, Der Reich, have decided to take our talents to BRAVO!"
It is both a day of agony and celebration, as some will perhaps burn their Der Reich memorabilia or worship in multiple tongues.
Whatever case that may be...
Es ist Zeit, wieder an die Arbeit!
-Red