hang

National Guard

When I ordered our floor, I expected a picture of ______ but I got _____ instead!

pants.

Blue Deviled Eggs

While practicing today, one of the baritones __________ a guard member

ate

The only thing stopping Cire from winning was his ________.

spotty internet connection.


The Tullahoma Azure Force

After running out of peanut butter and jelly, the trumpets simply ate the _____.

valve oil and slide grease

Impact Percussion

In the middle of last nights final run-through, the snares decided it would be a good idea to boost the GE score by _______ all the props.

burning

The director agreed the best looking section in the corps was the _______.

Props

The Elites

Yesterday we went out to the stadium to rehearse but we found the field covered in ______!

burnt props

V

After the show the members filled the trucks with _______________

unusable props

Hornets

The one thing that separated the corps apart from all the other groups at finals was _____

the marching cazoo section.

Redcoats

Today we are runningnthe closer of the show at ______ bpm so that everyone will learn it *faster*.

400

Marching Cavaliers.

I got on the podium and the drum major turned around and gave me a look. She said, "Mr. Band Director, the trumpets have ________ the car that's parked beside our field."

BTW we practice on an asphalt field at my school to clear that up.

painted

Hornets

After a long night of ________ the drum major was exhausted.

(Could have gone many ways with this xD)

watching tellytubies

Redcoats

This weekend the teners plan to sabotage the horn line. Lucky I found out in time to stop them otherwise all the instruments would have been _______.

destroyed

Cavaliers

My assistant director quit today. Apparently his ______ has a problem with our area is making the family move.

ego

National Guard

This morning's warm up was so bad the assistant directer started to make them do push-ups. I told her to calm down it's only warm ups and that he she should ________.

sleep

Hornets

The director could not believe that the young trumpet player brought ______ on tour.

Jehovah's witnesses

Impact Percussion

Someday I hope we will break a ____. (a score)

40

Drumming Dummers

While looking at last nights mock score sheets, a drummer spilled _________ all over the scores

pine needles

Some marching band

The director finally decided that the only way to tune the flutes was ______.

to cut them out

Redcoats

During our show last night, everyone started yelling "________" at us.