There were a total of 7 [unspecified] events today. The stats are as follows:
Total performing units: 35
Total audience: 3,609
Highest Scores
D1 Corps- Corps of Unspecified Identity: 67.56
D2 Corps- Legion: 62.48
D3 Corps- Rebel Regiment: 48.645
D1 Band- Lowell High School: 61.955
D2 Band- Supercows: 57.435
D3 Band- N/A
D1 Guard- Guard of Unspecified Identity: 78.12
D2 Guard- Blue Demons Winterguard: 75.955
D3 Guard- Bohemian Maidens: 55.545
D1 Drumline- Drums of Unspecified Identity: 70.42
D2 Drumline- The Drumline: 56.635
D3 Drumline- Qatar Heroes: 52.385

Because the corps on July 23rd, couldn’t pass the ice cream monster’s challenge, something bad has to happen. After careful deliberation, I’ve decided that the right punishment is to make you sit in the corner for five minutes and think about what you did. This ought to teach you to perform better next time, because you never know when a strange monster will challenge you to a marching arts duel. Anyways, today’s shows took place in a trailer for an action movie. This summer blockbuster featured fast-paced marching corps, flying woodwind runs, lethal rifle spins, and deafening drums of doom. Many of today’s units performed while leaping from helicopters that were about to crash into something. They used jazz running and crab-walking to elude enemy fire while using the props to hide. In the climax of the movie, the villain permitted woodwinds to take part in drum corps and then laughed maniacally as the fans sighed. Tune in next time to find out how the hero deals with this dilemma!